Moonbeam
Sometimes I go out and show off my pet rat on top of my cat on top of my dog. Everyone is amazed. So, why can’t people get along the way animals do?
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MOONBEAM
First of all, who has a pet rat? That’s like having a pet mosquito or a pet bubonic plague. Second, your theory i...
We used to let our dogs run free in the woods. But lately they’ve been wandering further from home. Our solution was to buy them GPS collars so we’ll know where they are. Is this going to work?
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MOONBEAM
Antennas? Really? Why don’t you install satellite dishes on their collars? That way they’ll be able to run ...
Peanut loves to tear dead vines out of the garden and drag them inside. He prefers playing with these to his whole box of toys. Should I stop buying him toys?
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MOONBEAM
Far be it from me to suggest fewer toys. Toys are always good, like balloons at a party. No one plays with balloo...