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Is my dog really cute?
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CHARLIEI hate to be the one to break the news, but your dog is very cute. I’m sorry. Let me put it in terms you’ll und...
Why will our dog go to the bathroom when she is free outside, but when we have to have her on a leash (with someone holding her, or connected to her dog house) she won’t go to the bathroom? This often results in her going to the bathroom inside.
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GABBYWhen I heard your question, I thought it was easy. Many dogs are pee-shy. This could just be her natural temperam...
Why does my dog look at me like I’m crazy sometimes? It’s like he’s saying “What the hell are you doing?”
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BANDANAYou are a very perceptive human. At this moment your dog is thinking, “Why can’t you focus that thing? Here I...
We used to let our dogs run free in the woods. But lately they’ve been wandering further from home. Our solution was to buy them GPS collars so we’ll know where they are. Is this going to work?
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MOONBEAMAntennas? Really? Why don’t you install satellite dishes on their collars? That way they’ll be able to run ...
Our dog Turbo is a Lhasa-poo. I’ve often wondered if he has any genetically programmed ancestral memories of Tibet (he seems to like snow).
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TINKERBELLOf course Turbo loves snow and Tibetan prayer wheels. It’s inbred. I came from a breeder myself, so I know how tr...