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Axelrod
Yellow Lab
Lives in the suburbs with his family and a yard with an impossibly high fence. Graduated first in his private obedience class three times.
Bandana
Border Collie
Bossy, with opinions about everything. He runs the household. It couldn’t go on without him.
Dimples
Boxer
Recently gave birth to Mutt Junior and Runt, who are both still living at home. Disagrees with humans about parenting.
Tinkerbell
Chihuahua
Lives in a mansion with the alpha human Margo and her equally human daughter Brianna. Can shed but prefers not to.
Orson
Bulldog
A foodie. Has two working mommies who reluctantly indulge his obsession. Lives in a small apartment, which seems to be getting smaller.
Sophie
Cocker Spaniel
Mother of 18. Grandmother of 168. Great-grandmother of…? Living out her twilight years with her original humans—and a cat.
Sarge
German Shepard
A working dog who has spent his life going from one dead-end job to another. Will work for scraps.
Charlie
Miniature Schnauzer
Found on the street with no memory of his past. Adopted by a shelter employee. Lives with six other dogs and considers his current situation foster care.
Moonbeam
Mixed Breed
Found stranded on a roof after a flood. Adopted by a New Age follower. Hates her name.
Gabby
Long-Haired Dachshund
Girlie and smart. She’s at that awkward age when she’s just starting to notice boys.
Rufus T
Bloodhound
A country dog who feels a little out of place. His best friend is Toby, a boy he’s known almost from birth.