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Lives in the suburbs with his family and a yard with an impossibly high fence. Graduated first in his private obedience class three times.
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Bossy, with opinions about everything. He runs the household. It couldn’t go on without him.
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Recently gave birth to Mutt Junior and Runt, who are both still living at home. Disagrees with humans about parenting.
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Lives in a mansion with the alpha human Margo and her equally human daughter Brianna. Can shed but prefers not to.
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A foodie. Has two working mommies who reluctantly indulge his obsession. Lives in a small apartment, which seems to be getting smaller.
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Mother of 18. Grandmother of 168. Great-grandmother of…? Living out her twilight years with her original humans—and a cat.
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A working dog who has spent his life going from one dead-end job to another. Will work for scraps.
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Found on the street with no memory of his past. Adopted by a shelter employee. Lives with six other dogs and considers his current situation foster care.
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Found stranded on a roof after a flood. Adopted by a New Age follower. Hates her name.
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Girlie and smart. She’s at that awkward age when she’s just starting to notice boys.
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A country dog who feels a little out of place. His best friend is Toby, a boy he’s known almost from birth.
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