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Axelrod

Yellow Lab

Lives in the suburbs with his family and a yard with an impossibly high fence. Graduated first in his private obedience class three times.

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Bandana

Border Collie

Bossy, with opinions about everything. He runs the household. It couldn’t go on without him.

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Dimples

Dimples

Boxer

Recently gave birth to Mutt Junior and Runt, who are both still living at home. Disagrees with humans about parenting.

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Tinkerbell

Chihuahua

Lives in a mansion with the alpha human Margo and her equally human daughter Brianna. Can shed but prefers not to.

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Orson

Bulldog

A foodie. Has two working mommies who reluctantly indulge his obsession. Lives in a small apartment, which seems to be getting smaller.

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Sophie

Cocker Spaniel

Mother of 18. Grandmother of 168. Great-grandmother of…? Living out her twilight years with her original humans—and a cat.

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Sarge

German Shepard

A working dog who has spent his life going from one dead-end job to another. Will work for scraps.

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Charlie

Miniature Schnauzer

Found on the street with no memory of his past. Adopted by a shelter employee. Lives with six other dogs and considers his current situation foster care.

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Moonbeam

Mixed Breed

Found stranded on a roof after a flood. Adopted by a New Age follower. Hates her name.

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Gabby

Long-Haired Dachshund

Girlie and smart. She’s at that awkward age when she’s just starting to notice boys.

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Rufus T

Bloodhound

A country dog who feels a little out of place. His best friend is Toby, a boy he’s known almost from birth.

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