• This is my brother’s dog, Sami. Whenever someone comes over, she runs around frantically with a stuffed toy in her mouth trying to give it to them – bouncing around like a little pinball. Why does Sami greet everyone by offering them a stuffed toy?

  • ANSWERED BY SOPHIE

    Your Sami has old fashioned manners. When a guest arrives, Sami does what any good hostess would. She offers them something. In this case it’s a squealing little squirrel or fox or whatever. In the future, why don’t you have your guests take the squealing thing and eat it? Or just pretend to eat it. Sami doesn’t look too bright.

    Of course the real question is “who picked out the tile for your brother’s kitchen?” Even I can see it’s wrong and I’m color blind.