ANSWERED BY BANDANA
This is a very simple question. You’re snoring. Don’t deny it. Probably very loud. And Eli is a dog, so he needs his solid 16 hours. I’m sure he tries to be polite and nudge you to try to get you to roll over. But the most effective way – and I think Eli is right here – is to fall right on top of you and bruise a hip. So stop snoring. You may want to try one of those little band-aid things on your nose.