ANSWERED BY CHARLIE
I hate to be the one to break the news, but your dog is very cute. I’m sorry.
Let me put it in terms you’ll understand. It’s like having a girlfriend who’s too cute for you. At first it’s the little things, like showing up three hours late for a date. Or not petting the dog when she comes over. But you let it slide because… hey, she’s adorable.
Then before you know it, she’s taking money from your wallet or pooping behind the sofa because it’s raining and she doesn’t want to do her business outside. Cute dogs get away with everything and it’s not fair.
From the picture you sent, I’m guessing your dog’s a puppy. Either a puppy or she uses way too much product and is addicted to photoshop. If she is indeed a puppy, your problem is worse than you imagine.
You may want to check out my essay on page 30 of Things Your Dog Doesn’t Want You to Know (“Puppies Know When They’re Being Cute.). It’s their dirty little secret and I’m more than glad to expose it.